We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. "At least," as one man said, "there's one advantage about death; it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." ~Erwin N. Griswold

There are just two rules for success as an accountant... 1. Don't tell them everything you know.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~Will Rogers

There are just three types of auditor...

1. Those whose opinion you can rely on.

2. Those whose opinion you can't.

When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. ~Vanya Cohen

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -Albert Einstein